queensupremes:

 MY BOYFRIEND’S IN A BAND; (+ 8 tracks)

for the girls who spend their nights in leather jackets backstage.

i've got feathers in my hair. i get down to beat poetry.

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burdenedwithgloriousassbutt:

jackiefarrell:

Kat Dennings’ curves appreciation post

in which we are all Tom

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anothercleverjedimindtrick:

protomlad:

chelseawelseyknight:

agentrodgers:

voxnihilo:

agentrodgers:

childhood-antiquity:

a-sensible-pantsuit:

agentrodgers:

childhood-antiquity:

@agentrodgers didn’t like how I made my sandwich.

you put jelly on one side of the bread and peanut butter on the other. that’s an abomination and at least I know how to make a proper sandwich

How else would one make a pb&j? Like do you put them on the same slice of bread? I am so confused?

She should show us how to make one since she is just SOOOOO GOOD!!!!!!

OKAY KIDS RYAN’S GONNA SHOW YOU HOW TO MAKE A PB&J SANDWICH

first you need your two slices of bread but as opposed to putting the peanut butter on one side, like some kind of animal, you’re going to put it on both

next you can slap your jelly of choice on and spread that shit it

now you can put the bread together and bag the sandwich for a meal later on

by making the sandwich like this, it stops the jelly from seeping through one side of the bread and making it all soggy when you eat it. I had to pack my lunch through the majority of school and that means having the sandwich sit in a bag for a solid 5 hours before I get to eat it and if you only put the jelly on one side, it’s going to bleed through the bread and be nasty but the peanut butter creates a buffer so it’s in prime condition

Dude black widow showed me how to make a sandwich

You’re welcome, citizen

oh my god

I want an Avengers AU that’s just about Sandwich making. 

That is not a proper PB&J

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vinebox:

Watching Pokémon on Saturday mornings as a kid

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oh im sorry i didnt see you there i was too busy mmmmmmmmblockin out the haters
teslatea
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ladybeyoncewest:

myfutureisserious:

yivialo:

mandjp:

life-of-beyonce:

too much slay not enough words

whaaaaaaat

fuck

I love my fucking Queen

Me with my friends

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desires-of-perfection:

I follow back x

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It is a curious thing, the death of a loved one. It’s like walking up the stairs to your bedroom in the dark and thinking there is one more stair than there is. Your foot falls down through the air and there’s a sickly moment of dark surprise.

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queeniman:

fall2000:

Me

LET IT WASH AWAY MY SANITY

queeniman:

fall2000:

Me

LET IT WASH AWAY MY SANITY

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prevalere:

so I submitted my url a few weeks ago as a joke and then I went to target today and saw this omg

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plasticbagvevo:

"Free Wi-Fi!"

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"Please ask a staff member for details."

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